I Want Chocolate Cake and I Want It Now!: The ‘Who Needs Him Anyway’ Cookbook

A fun, witty cookbook for all women who … need consolation chocolate cake by the bucket load, who dream of wearing a swimsuit somewhere besides the bathroom, who spend time and energy wooing Bad Boys with seduction dinners! etc. etc. Illustrated with hilarious cartoons, this cookbook dishes up recipes in ways women really think about eating. Five categories – from Romance Food to Consolation Food – contain tempting recipes for all occasions. Includes: ROMANCE: ‘Love Means Never Having to Say, “Of Course I Like Football” Pork Tenderloin BIKINI FOOD: ‘Why Did I Buy an Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weeny Bikini’ Linguine SLOBBING -OUT FOOD: ‘Turn Out the Lights, Pop in a Movie, and Pass the Bowl’ Parmesan Popcorn GROWN-UP FOOD: ‘Oh No, He Invited His Mother’ Fillet of Beef With Horseradish Sauce CONSOLATION FOOD: ‘I’m Turning into My Mother Anyway, So Why Not Eat Some’ Chocolate Pudding