Lose Weight! Get Laid! Find God! is the world’s first all-in-one Life Planner, from the bestselling authors of This Diary Will Change Your Life. From your birth to your midlife crisis, from losing your virginity to planning the cryogenic freezing of your own body, this book will tell you how to lead the hysterical life you so richly deserve. Whether you’re 0 or 100, or somewhere in between, this beautifully designed riot of invention, style and humour is nothing less than the book of your life.
Features include:
0 Make your birth unforgettable
13 Go from loving to hating your parents
24 Waste this year
37 Have an early mid-life crisis
43 Join the swinging scene
60 Become grumpy
82 Run for Pope
98 Have a near-death experience
100 Undergo cryogenic freezing
